Empty bottle of rosé? Check. Drunk texts to trash ex? Sent. Self-pity roses? Ordered. When they arrive, you barely notice the flowers… you only see the sexy delivery man’s package. Next thig you know, you're redefining 'special delivery' right in the foyer. Turns out, roses won't mend your broken heart. But a big thorn will make you forget all about it for a little while.
